Life After SPM ;D

Well it was the 1st day 2 hours ago & now, it's the start of 2nd day after SPM. Things are a little boring since I have like 4 months before my results. So, I've given some thoughts on what I want to do during my holidays. Be it an activity or simply rotting at home. Weather I'll be able to do it or not, that I'm not sure, but hey, here's my list of em'.

Wish List:

1. Pierce my nose.

2. Pierce my ears.

3. Get a tattoo.

4. Highlight my hair blue, purple, pink or green.

5. Dye my hair red

6. Go Sunway with Aida & Farah <3
7. Go for sewing classes.
8. Design clothes.
9. Write a book.
10. Go for ballroom dancing classes.
11. Go for drum classes.
12. Bake lot's of cupcakes.
13. Get a job. 14. Lepak with LAZARA.
15. Watch Twilight.
16. Watch Boltz.
17. Finish reading my hill of books.
18. Buy new books.
19. Christmas shopping.
20. FALL IN LOVE AGAIN.

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

Tagged By Bryant (:

Dear Farah

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Im in love with your sister.
I think I realized it when I quoted Santa, In your closet and I saw you Sit on, my father.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand That I did a sex-change.
I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your criminal record as a memory.
You should know that I Never liked underwears.


In pain,
-Virginie-
P/S: You are so lifeless, French kisser



Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2___,___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.


___12___.

-Your name-
P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,


1.
What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2.
Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes

3.
Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4.
What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5.
What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F.
Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6.
What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C.
- Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7.
Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8.
What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9.
The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10.
The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked underwears

11.
What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12.
To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13.
What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

MERDEKA!

27th November 2008 (Day 8)

MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! Today is the end of SPM and I am proud to announce! Well, in the morning, me, Pei Jinn & Li Ean was like walking up from 7/11. Two girls were like CAT-FIGHTING && one of em' was recording if i'm not wrong. So what we over heard was this: "Kenapa kau kena kutuk aku kat dia hah?!", then it was a blur until girl 1 slapped girl 2. Girl 2 was pissed and did that cat claw scratch and hit girl 1. Girl 1 hit her back then girl 2 just pushed girl out over the curb. Girl 1 fell backwards down onto the tar road and twisted her ankle if i'm not wrong. Her tudung came off. lol, so ganas. Luckily there were no car or she would be squashed and girl 2 will be put in jail for attempt of murder in front of a school on the last day of SPM. I was like so entertained weh. Early in the morning already so dramatic ;D It was a waste we didn't get to record it. Oh well, so EST was fine then me, Li Ean, Pei Jinn, Neo, Niro & Vicki went to maideen for lunch. Suddenly Yee Jin texted me asking me to come out now! Then there was the screaming and all until I was so worried, I did'nt finish up my food and drink just to rush back there. THE F**K! They called just to ask me to go eat with them, I actually cried like in fronth! They yeah, they pujuk and say bring me go bowling after school. So I was okay. Then after EST 2, MERDEKA alreadyyy! This was how the corridor was.


After school, go BOWLING!! Obviously I wasn't good at it & I won myself a nickname. "The Gutter-Queen". Lol, it was fun though.

Yee Jin taking the BALL.

Wee Keng & Kai Vin complaining about the scores.

After bowling, they drove me home. Then later at night, they took me out again! Hahaha, we went to somewhere near leisure mall for dinner at an Italian shop. Yummy lorrr, && there just chit chat!

Dr. Fong Kai Vin - (The Doctor)

Mr. Chang Wee Keng - (The Doctor's Left Hand)

Your Honour, Bryant Koh - (The Lawyer)
*look at his shirt, he just did it & produced a cup of SPERM*

Mr. Justin Lim Yee Jin - (The Psychologist)

Mei Yean (: (The Psychologist's Daughter)

My Farrel Al Salmone

Moist Chocolate Cake

So yeah, after that, we went jalan-jalan, played games in the arcade, then went mamak for makan. I got home like around, 11.30 pm. (: It was a fun day && I earned myself EYEBAGS cause of my SPM.

My eyebags (: At last I got eyebags!! (:

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

Almost theree

25th November 2008 (Day 7)

PHYSICS. Nothing much to blog. Just that it's over & I screw up! (:

24th November 2008 (Day 6)

BIOLOGY. One of my favourite subject. & well, I don't know, it was fine <3

xoxo,ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

My ASS!

20th November 2008 (Day 5)

CHEMISTRY'S A BITCH THAT I CAN'T DENY! Paper 1 and 3 was awesome. Paper 2 was really mind squishing. Ahhh, they did have this one question about ATOMS, lol. The answere were EVERYWHERE on my school wall. The only problem is we're not allowed to GO TOILET! Besides the answers, the students were scattered all over the place too. Check this out!

This is like the particles of alloys.

Me & the answer to the question I didn't know.

Like I said, the students were EVERYWHERE!

Nothing much today. Just that I think Li Ean & Nataneal makes a cute couple && that khairul had nothing to do but mintak sedekah in the middle of the road.

This is our Li Ean & Nataneal - The Cute Couple

&& Our I-don't-know-what-he's-thinking-or-acting Khairul.

xoxo,ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

18 November 2008 (Day 4)

Addmaths, Addmaths, Addmaths!! Addmaths, caught many of us off guard. Paper 1 was always supposed to be the hard one but it turned out simple. In fact, paper 2 killed most of us. GoshhhH! :|
Anyhow, me & Li Ean camwhored in the tarmac during breaktime before Moral. Then we studied with the boys in the lintangan api. rolf. Moral was postponed to half an hour later. When it started, fuhhh, there were soooo many words. I was a little dizzy. What I can make out was just the Amaran which was like bolded. It says:
AMARAN:
Kertas soalan ini adalah soalan tertutup.
Kertas soalan ini tidak boleh disalin, dicetak atau di*something*kan dalam apa cara pun.
I guess thats all for today. Ain't really in the mood though. Btw, goodbye addmaths! Goodbye moral. It's time for our last goodbye!

Me & Li Ean, camwhoring to survive the tension between time.

Me, Li Ean, Vicky & Niro : Cram studying - *as if!!*

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.