Life After SPM ;D

Well it was the 1st day 2 hours ago & now, it's the start of 2nd day after SPM. Things are a little boring since I have like 4 months before my results. So, I've given some thoughts on what I want to do during my holidays. Be it an activity or simply rotting at home. Weather I'll be able to do it or not, that I'm not sure, but hey, here's my list of em'.

Wish List:

1. Pierce my nose.

2. Pierce my ears.

3. Get a tattoo.

4. Highlight my hair blue, purple, pink or green.

5. Dye my hair red

6. Go Sunway with Aida & Farah <3
7. Go for sewing classes.
8. Design clothes.
9. Write a book.
10. Go for ballroom dancing classes.
11. Go for drum classes.
12. Bake lot's of cupcakes.
13. Get a job. 14. Lepak with LAZARA.
15. Watch Twilight.
16. Watch Boltz.
17. Finish reading my hill of books.
18. Buy new books.
19. Christmas shopping.
20. FALL IN LOVE AGAIN.

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

Tagged By Bryant (:

Dear Farah

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Im in love with your sister.
I think I realized it when I quoted Santa, In your closet and I saw you Sit on, my father.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand That I did a sex-change.
I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your criminal record as a memory.
You should know that I Never liked underwears.


In pain,
-Virginie-
P/S: You are so lifeless, French kisser



Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2___,___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.


___12___.

-Your name-
P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,


1.
What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2.
Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes

3.
Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4.
What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5.
What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F.
Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6.
What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C.
- Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7.
Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8.
What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9.
The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10.
The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked underwears

11.
What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12.
To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13.
What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

MERDEKA!

27th November 2008 (Day 8)

MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! Today is the end of SPM and I am proud to announce! Well, in the morning, me, Pei Jinn & Li Ean was like walking up from 7/11. Two girls were like CAT-FIGHTING && one of em' was recording if i'm not wrong. So what we over heard was this: "Kenapa kau kena kutuk aku kat dia hah?!", then it was a blur until girl 1 slapped girl 2. Girl 2 was pissed and did that cat claw scratch and hit girl 1. Girl 1 hit her back then girl 2 just pushed girl out over the curb. Girl 1 fell backwards down onto the tar road and twisted her ankle if i'm not wrong. Her tudung came off. lol, so ganas. Luckily there were no car or she would be squashed and girl 2 will be put in jail for attempt of murder in front of a school on the last day of SPM. I was like so entertained weh. Early in the morning already so dramatic ;D It was a waste we didn't get to record it. Oh well, so EST was fine then me, Li Ean, Pei Jinn, Neo, Niro & Vicki went to maideen for lunch. Suddenly Yee Jin texted me asking me to come out now! Then there was the screaming and all until I was so worried, I did'nt finish up my food and drink just to rush back there. THE F**K! They called just to ask me to go eat with them, I actually cried like in fronth! They yeah, they pujuk and say bring me go bowling after school. So I was okay. Then after EST 2, MERDEKA alreadyyy! This was how the corridor was.


After school, go BOWLING!! Obviously I wasn't good at it & I won myself a nickname. "The Gutter-Queen". Lol, it was fun though.

Yee Jin taking the BALL.

Wee Keng & Kai Vin complaining about the scores.

After bowling, they drove me home. Then later at night, they took me out again! Hahaha, we went to somewhere near leisure mall for dinner at an Italian shop. Yummy lorrr, && there just chit chat!

Dr. Fong Kai Vin - (The Doctor)

Mr. Chang Wee Keng - (The Doctor's Left Hand)

Your Honour, Bryant Koh - (The Lawyer)
*look at his shirt, he just did it & produced a cup of SPERM*

Mr. Justin Lim Yee Jin - (The Psychologist)

Mei Yean (: (The Psychologist's Daughter)

My Farrel Al Salmone

Moist Chocolate Cake

So yeah, after that, we went jalan-jalan, played games in the arcade, then went mamak for makan. I got home like around, 11.30 pm. (: It was a fun day && I earned myself EYEBAGS cause of my SPM.

My eyebags (: At last I got eyebags!! (:

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

Almost theree

25th November 2008 (Day 7)

PHYSICS. Nothing much to blog. Just that it's over & I screw up! (:

24th November 2008 (Day 6)

BIOLOGY. One of my favourite subject. & well, I don't know, it was fine <3

xoxo,ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

My ASS!

20th November 2008 (Day 5)

CHEMISTRY'S A BITCH THAT I CAN'T DENY! Paper 1 and 3 was awesome. Paper 2 was really mind squishing. Ahhh, they did have this one question about ATOMS, lol. The answere were EVERYWHERE on my school wall. The only problem is we're not allowed to GO TOILET! Besides the answers, the students were scattered all over the place too. Check this out!

This is like the particles of alloys.

Me & the answer to the question I didn't know.

Like I said, the students were EVERYWHERE!

Nothing much today. Just that I think Li Ean & Nataneal makes a cute couple && that khairul had nothing to do but mintak sedekah in the middle of the road.

This is our Li Ean & Nataneal - The Cute Couple

&& Our I-don't-know-what-he's-thinking-or-acting Khairul.

xoxo,ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

18 November 2008 (Day 4)

Addmaths, Addmaths, Addmaths!! Addmaths, caught many of us off guard. Paper 1 was always supposed to be the hard one but it turned out simple. In fact, paper 2 killed most of us. GoshhhH! :|
Anyhow, me & Li Ean camwhored in the tarmac during breaktime before Moral. Then we studied with the boys in the lintangan api. rolf. Moral was postponed to half an hour later. When it started, fuhhh, there were soooo many words. I was a little dizzy. What I can make out was just the Amaran which was like bolded. It says:
AMARAN:
Kertas soalan ini adalah soalan tertutup.
Kertas soalan ini tidak boleh disalin, dicetak atau di*something*kan dalam apa cara pun.
I guess thats all for today. Ain't really in the mood though. Btw, goodbye addmaths! Goodbye moral. It's time for our last goodbye!

Me & Li Ean, camwhoring to survive the tension between time.

Me, Li Ean, Vicky & Niro : Cram studying - *as if!!*

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

Fly HIGHHH <3

Happy Birthday Fly.FM

Fly.fm had their third anniversary party at ONE Utama Central Avenue yesterday night. It was truly a night to remember. We had a plan to sleep at Tyka's house but last minute things got a little wired up. Tyka wasn't allowed to go ;( So thing didn't go as planned. I toke a train to KLCC to wait for Ashela & Rose's arrival. While waiting, met up with Ikhwan. One thing's for sure he IS taller than me. Before leaving suria for OU, I came across this handphone that I am sooooo GOING to get for myself. It only cost RM700 which isn't really a problem for me.

There, This is it. LG KS360

So anyhow, on the way to OU, we met up with Amoi, one who is famous for her sudden dissapearence, and headed our way together. At OU, I separated from them && well, met up with many of my friends. So here's a list of them;
1) Intan
2) Raes & his friend Boboy
3) Ash Lazara
4) Fuddin, Amar, Nyah, Hafiz, Haniff, Alip LAZARA
5) Zaza <33 style="font-style: italic;">Lola & Lanee LAZARA
7) Elle SAHAJA
8) Bo, Tuah, Jeff, Kirin, Nas
9) Azrie, Hazim & Firdaus ++ Fikry
10) Icky, Weyna, Atilia
11) Hafiz, Razin, Luqman & Redza
12) Mien (: *he was awesome*
13) Aida Nadzirah *she's amazing*
14) Riasz ;D *a total lifesaver* && his friends.

Soon the party started. The place was filled at every corner with people. Shufflers, punks, funny people, weird people, hotties, hunkies, babes, they were ALL there. The place was superbly-uberly congested! Anyways, I called up Ashela as I was suppose to bunk in at her place after that. Then the bad news striked that we have to go home early which kinda made me sad. Its not everyday I can have fun late at night. ;D So yeah, we met up with some of those whom were suppose to follow us back, But one of them were heading back already and left Ms.P (let's call her Ms.P as this blog is user friendly & not used as a medium to descriminate people) directionless. Ms.P was super duper DRUNK. Oh well, kids these day. Mainly my friend's behavior really disappoint me. But a friend is a friend. No matter what they are, they're still my friend. So there, Ms.P was crying her eyeballs out & I'm starting to burst the brains in my skull. Am I like the "ONLY ONE" who is in the stable condition to actually use my head and think? Well, YES I AM! Ashela's dad was here & I have no time to be in two place at one time so I asked her to leave without me. I ain't gonna leave Ms.P so hopelessly alone :S, I'll think of a way to get home or find a place to stay. I always do. Which I really thank GOD up above for always watching over me and providing me with countless of good friends. So yeah, I called up the others to wait as I try to drag Ms.P to them so that they can bring her home. This woman was DRUNK and I mean really DRUNK. She couldn't even walk properly that i'll had to piggy back her for a few minutes then yeah, she said it was humiliating as she was wearing a dress & her black and polka-dotted undies were very sight-attracting. Soon we were in fronth of TOPSHOP where we were suppose to meet the others where I bumped into Riasz. heeeeee, but I was not free to talk to him so I had to deal with Ms.P until she was safely returned home then only I had the chance to talk to Riasz. I told him the situation and was like wondering if he could send me and Aida home. *I was sleeping at Aida's house* Somehow, they came up with a plan where Aida followed Mein & I follow Riasz. So Riasz & I watched a movie. A TAMIL movie for pete's sake. Vaaranam Aariyam Surya. Lol, It was like subtitle-less and Riasz was complaining alot which was fun. Then after the movies, 7 of us squeeze into the little Myvi & drove to Kota Kemuning to drop me off. They had this riddle game inside the car to lighten up the mood and entertain us as well. It was a hell of a night. We reached Aida's home around 3 and had our girls pillow talk till 5 ++ then he lay our heads for a goodnight sleep.

This is like, Aida's Room (:

Lastly, A picture of my booty. Lol, focus on the tattoo. It's exactly the design i'm gonna do.
This is just temporary, but i'll make a permanent one slightly lower.

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

Romeo & Juliet

It's A Love Story.

THIS IS THE LYRICS

Well, I heard this song once and it was really catchy but when I read up the lyrics, it really MOVED me. How strong love can just carry you through the waiting and how you're willing to sacrifice for this forbidden love.

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

I come in peace ;D

Hahaha, yesterday I did a little bonding time with my mum. We were just talking crap when I said something weird that made her go like, "OMG!! you really are an alien. No doubt, I was raped by an alien in my younger days." Lol, how SWEAT could that be?

Hahahaha, this picture on the left happens to BE the ALIEN my mother bore in her tummy for 9 awesome months! ahhaha, she's a lucky woman to have an alien for a daughter. Ask yourself, who else in this world has an alien for a child? lol.

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

Toodles lovers,

Bahasa, English, History, Mathematics.
It's definitely our last goodbye here. (:

AddMaths, Moral, Chemistry, Biology, Physics && EST.
You guy's better treat me good in this last few days we have together.
Cause soon, I'll just leave you like how I left them up there.
Look, they're already crying. Sorry, tears won't fix things.

CHEERS SPM (:

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

Maths is S.H.I.T!

13th November 2008 (Day 3)

Let's see, I guess my title says it all! Maths is SHIT! The paper wasn't hard at all. In fact, I swear I COULD ALMOST finished it up. How could I have left out the simplest question. It was like a FREE 5 marks, doggonit!

Ni hah! Coordinates question.

All they were asking is for a bloody equation and y-intercept! Ahhhhhhh!! 5 marks, 5 marks!
Somehow, I know why I couldn't finish it. My head went blank. I was tired. For pete's sake, I only had 4 hours of sleep. My eye-bags are appearing && the coffee are definitely N-O-T helping! Gosh, I've been like consuming more coffee in these few days than I've ever consumed rice in my whole life.

Pfft, Coffee doesn't help much! ;(

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

The Last Of History <3

11th November 2008 (Day 1)

*Ehem ehem* It was officially the first day of SPM yesterday. Fuhh, how the looks of my fellow mates in school looked so tense. Everyone was like reading reading reading. We had Bahasa Malaysia paper 1 followed by History paper 1 during school hours & then he had Bahasa Malaysia paper 2 starting after lunch. The first BM paper took me by surprise. I was expecting something hard. Maybe an essay on pertanian or some sort but ahh, what came out was pencemaran sungai (water pollution). Oh and the pictures are printed in colours. Way to go man!

This is like, the water pollution question.

Although it was an easy topic, somehow the ideas didn't really flow much into my head. So I was kinda stuck with some funny sentences. The second essay was much tougher than I thought. Aedes for pete's sake. I had to write more than 350 words about worthless MOSQUITOES which are nothing but a nuisance in my life! ahhhh!

12th November 2008 (Day 2)

Today we had English paper 1 and paper 2 during school hours. Ahh, a little relaxation. Thank goodness. The essay I was proud to declare was as I had wished for it to be. An article (: hahaha, the second essay was a weirder one. A story on the true meaning of a friend, which on my point of view, I ran out of topic. Ahhhaaa, what a sad story. This was a summary about the story I wrote. I had a 17 year old for a mother & my dad left my mum cause he didn't want to be respondsible. Ahah, a typical GUY's reaction. What can I say? All guys are like that. Here for the sex and gone for the next. Ahh anyways, I was only 4 & was thought of as a burden by my mum so she left me in the woods wandering in the cold until I fainted and was found half burried in the snow by a woodcutter. He brought me back with him and his family took care of me, blablabla, I became friends with his 5 year old son, Carlson. Btw, my name is Rose. ahahha, So yeah, we reported to the police blablabla, I lived my years in an orphanage, blablabla. When I was 13, the police found my mum dead, she left a note, yaada yaada yaada. This is a story which was suppose to be about Carlson as my bestfriend but oh well, it was kinda distorted like I said. Me, Vinosha, Vinuta and Yasmin handed the paper early and left to Vinosha's house where we studied for sejarah. Happily, we got more tips which were accurate (: Hahaha. Ahhh & these were the questions.

Structure:

1) Sistem Pentadbiran Demokrasi
2) Perjanjian Hudaibiyah
3) Penentangan Sarawak Terhadap Penyerahan
4) PBB - *I did not read this at all. I have NO IDEA!*

Essay:
1) Tamadun Mesir Purba *only*
2) Masyarakat Arab Jahiliah *only*
3) Penentangan Rakyat Tempatan dgn Tindakan British *only*
4) Penerokaan Bijih Timah
5) Something I didn't bother reading.

So I guess you could probably see how easy it was. But I fucked up my 3rd essay question and ahh, my PBB. Others were fine with me. I'm happy to state that I did not leave one question empty at all ;D hahahaha. && this was how I drafted on my essay questions. Lol.

Ahh, this is well, my history paper la.

It's over now & I'll never have to open the history book ever again. Not that I won't cause I like reading history without the pressure of having to memorize it. Hahahhaa, Anyways, here a little entertainment for you.

Surprise!! This is my IC & exam slip. Lol