Sep 15, 2009

Yo-Flo's Pissing Me Off!

Ohlala~ Anyone ever encountered a species so out of place, you never imagined stumbling upon it? Well, I did. Apparently, this particular species is one of a kind, thus, let's name her, mhm... I've got it! Let's name her, Forkscrew!! Since none of you have ever seen her (or maybe you have), I'll describe her a little so you will not be too left out (: *I'm such a sweetheart, I know*
Okay, so here I go. Say, she's tall, has long legs everyone dreams of whcih doesn't even suit her. Has teeny-weeny eyes like she's just so turned-on and horny. Happens to be 101% excited about the Wii Porn made in Japan. She has hair that just so not in place. Always looking like she just got out of bed. She has a tongue problem? Oh, she does the "I have a se-laaannng, do ya?!" kinda talk. She's definitely a smart alec, believing that she knows it all from the amazing Marie Antoinette to the original Orang Asli. Sad to know that for such a so-called informative person, she doesn't know what WATER is. Haha, i know what you're thinking right now. How I am such a bitch! Trust me, you ain't know no bitch just yet. This is just lever one on my bitch scale of 20. Haha, apparently, she pisses not just me but almost everyone else.
Look, how annoying can it be when everything you're talking about, may it be a lecture or just a mere conversation, SHE must have a say for EVERYTHING & I mean, E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G! No one is even talking to her, in fact, we're all trying to block her out of our ears. Oh wake up pussy! Why do you think we're ignoring you? Obviously it's cause you're just so annoying, no one want's to even hear you talk. Gahh, one by one she's getting on our nerves. Haha, && maybe I say that I have had the privilage to be pissed of by her FIRST! Goshh! What's up with her man? I so wanna give her the "up yours" sign, *winks at superboy* ;) ahahaha.
On the first day, I officially got the stare + roll eyes. Pfft, what the TOOOOOOOTTT! Okay, fine, fine. I can take that, But hell, guess what happened? Actually got an awesome SLAM on the table and a super long speech by her in her very HIGH TONE voice. Obviously she's shouting the crap out of me. I have a life, Forkscrew, && I have my own P.O.V!! Who the hell gives a FUCK what differences the Harajuku's and the Lala's have in common? I know I give no shit! You're just making a fool out of yourself. Urgh! Moving on, we know of a girl, sweet-pretty-smart-STYLO! Her dress up is one of a kind and that makes her who she is! Well, Forkscrew actually gave comments on her dressup. "FASHION DISASTER" she says. Lol, at least people have a sense of fashion and style that you could'nt even wear on. Oh and F.Y.I, skull are so last year *rolls eyes*.
Oh did i say that I was dumb? Well yea, EARTH ALERT!! Virginie's a dumb girl. Why? Because Forkscrew thinks so (:
It seems that people who doesn't know what the Parkinson's disease is, are dumb. Well if you're such a smart tart, why don't you go be doctor. So yeahhh, I'm dumb, so what? Screw you byotch, cause at least this dumb girl have friends, unlike you miss UNPOPULAR! Oh and welcome to your very own hell-of-a-nightmare class, cause you're gonna burn baby. You're gonna BURN really bad for these 2 years. Stay cool (:

P/S: I don't like you!! XD

xoxo, ever yours,
Virginie Laurency.

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